Leigh Sacred Heart Catholic Primary School

‘With faith in Jesus, love and teaching we grow’

Windermere Road, Leigh, Lancashire WN7 1UX

enquiries@admin.leighsacredheart.wigan.sch.uk

01942 674226

Children’s Jokes

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door!

Why did the man with only one hand cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop!

What did the traffic light say to the car?Don't look, I'm changing.

Question: Why did the jelly bean go to school? Answer: Because he wanted to be a smarty.

Why didn't the clock work? Because it needed a hand.

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea? They started a crime wave.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak. ? A headbanger.

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus? He stole the show.

Q What do you call a pig that does karate A Pork chop

Why does the teacher wear sunglasses? Because she has a bright class.

Q Why did the banana go to the doctors? A because it wasn’t peeling very well

What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up.

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren’t around.

Q. Why did the one-eyed monster give up teaching? A. He only had one pupil!

Ken: I’ve just been to the doctor and he said I can’t play football Ben: When did he see you play?

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 789.

Why can’t a car play football? Because it only has 1 boot

What do you get from nervous cows? Milk shakes.

Child: Doctor doctor people keep arguing with me. Doctor: No they don't!

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? “Hi cliff”!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Stopwatch Stopwatch who? Stopwatch your doing and answer the door!!

What did King Kong say when his sister had a baby? Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Letter. Letter who? Letter in or we'll knock down the door.

What do you call a witch that lives on the beach? A sand witch.

Why did the ghost not want to eat liver? Because he didn't have the stomach for it.

What fruit do ghost like best? Boo-berries

What puzzles make you angry? A crossword puzzles.